Inspiration
I had an idea tonight. I have to thank this guy for it though.
Heroin? On TV? What is this, the trainspotting network? This is what it's come to?
Good. It's about time.
I've had this thought for a long time-- it's been in the incubation chamber. I thought it might be a good idea to write an entire blog post while stoned out of my gourd. I did something similar to this once; in college, I was the head writer for a humor magazine (surprise!). My roomate and I tried to write half an issue while drunk. Our theory was that it would be funnier if it were more offensive, and what better time to think of offensive humor than while plastered?
Well, it worked a little too well. Think AIDS jokes. Think Princess Diana jokes. Yeah. It was that bad.
So the genre rested for a while. Until tonight.
To be honest, I hope I read this tomorrow and wonder what the hell I was on to publish this swill over the information superhighway. But I'll know, and that's the best part.
Anyway, that's the best I can do right now. One lame story. Sorry. This is a bigger disappointment than the whole virginity thing.
But keep it on and on, playas. BC is out. Damn.
posted by BJC @ 10:06 PM
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Yep, the loss, that's what I meant.
And thanks for not noticing, really it's not that much different, I just get bored easier. That, and the sudden craving for frozen tacos.
Yeah, I know, gross.
I shudder to think what my posts would be like if I had a computer at home where I had access to copius amounts of alcohol. Well, they'd probably just be ramblings about nothing with worse grammar and structure than I have now. Wait, that's not much different.
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