Quotes from the News

Since I usually don't get around to posting over the weekend, I'll leave you with some quotes from the news I've found particularly funny today:

"The personalization entered cannot be accepted."
- NFL.com website, when you try to customize an Atlanta Falcons #7 jersey with the surname, "MEXICO"
If this makes no sense to you, check out this story about Mike Vick and his alias, Ron Mexico (shouldn't Ron Mexico have been a porn star name like 15 years ago? You're telling me nobody thought of that?)

"She must have panicked."
- Sales manager of a car dealership in Florida where an 80 year-old woman hit her husband, a salesman, a car, a tree and a wall during a test drive.

"Every time I'd yell at him, he'd chirp."
- Colorado resident Uegene Safken while resuscitating a chicken (read those last 3 words again if it didn't sink in the first time)

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