MLB Notes: 4/20
Dmitri Young is falling further and further off his pace for 486 HRs this year (he currently has 4). I'm beginning to think he may not even crack triple digits.If you follow these sorts of things, Cubs pitchers this year are batting .440 (11 - 25) so far. On a related note, Cubs shortstops named Garciaparra are hitting a combined .163. You can't make this stuff up.
I'm going to start a list this season called, "Ways to make $15 Million in New York this summer." I just thought you'd like to be aware of that. Last season, it would have included "Breaking your hand by punching a wall" and "Helping the Sox complete the greatest comeback in baseball playoff history." Can't wait to see what this year brings.
Among the homerun leaders in the AL is diminutive second baseman Brian Roberts. In the NL, you have light-hitting Joe Randa. Congratulations, fellas, and let me be the first to say STEROIDS! STEROIDS! STEROIDS! STEROIDS! STEROIDS! STEROIDS!
Back to Kevin Brown. A few days ago I ripped him in my post and the Yanks scored 19 runs the next day. After that game, I wrote that Tampa Bay is the worst team in the Northern hemisphere, and then Tampa goes out and wins...
Naturally, I concluded that I have some sort of warped psychic/telekinetic abilities. Frankly, I don't think there's any other answer to this mystery. Using this new found strength, I can apparently control the events of the universe by blogging the exact opposite. And I'm thinking this could prove useful.
Let's see, what's on the list tonight:
OK, Yankees suck again, Fox won't decide to run the Simpsons instead of American Idol, and Eliza Dushku isn't going to stop by my house at 10 o'clock tonight carrying a 6-pack and some nachos.
More updates tomorrow.
Move over, Miss Cleo, you've got company
posted by BJC @ 3:19 PM
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