I Knew It!!

Part of my post yesterday was facetious in a self-aggrandizing manner-- that is to say it was mostly wishful thinking B.S.
However, within hours after my post went up, the wheels of the Yankee machine were turning. And lo and behold -- this article.
(If you don't have time to read it, just take this line: "...and Robinson Cano is coming up from the minors to play second base every day...").
If you really needed proof that I'm publicly but secretly advising the Yanks brass, look no further.

OK, now that I'm done fellating myself, I'll share with you a much more embarrassing story, just so you know my ego hasn't gone into the ionosphere.

I sent an email to my girlfriend yesterday-- one of those cutesy, mushy emails you pray to whatever you're worshipping these days that your friends never read. Well, as it turns out, I'm a dumbass, and it so happens that my buddy and I are dating girls that have the same first name... and I sent it to his girlfriend instead.
Yeah.
Didn't realize it until she wrote me back today and essentially immasculated me with good-natured ribbing (which, by the way, is the exact same thing I would expect my girlfriend to do to my buddy, if he were ever so dumb as to pull that move).

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