Friday's Links
Article 1 - So I guess those incredibly awkward teenage years weren't all for nothing.
Article 2 - Probably my number one fear when sleeping with a girl.
Article 3 - This is Franz at register 6. I need a price check on extra large condoms. That's right, I said extra large, Brenda. You hear that, Shoe Department? EXTRA LARGE!
Article 4 - I'm sure we can all agree when we say, 'Congratulations you greedy bitch.'
Article 5 - Clearly, being the first person to ever poke fun at an HMO has ruffled some feathers.
4 Comments:
I would be more worried about a woman cutting your dick off instead of hitting you with a barbell and stabbing you with a pen....LOL
My best friend has been known to read obscure news articles to me over the phone. Reading this just totally made me happy! I think I can sleep soundly now!
Michelle -
Thanks for the visual, although I try not to put myself in situations that have such severe repercussions. I do, however, snore. Or so I'm told.
Sara -
Always happy to do some good for the blogging community at large.
Alison -
I'm not ignoring you, it's just that it's tough to add witty commentary to comments that don't need it.
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