More Tales from the Junk Drawer
Article 1 - It's toast time! Has anybody seen the best man? Or the bride?
Article 2 - You saw him in Rambo. You may have seen him in Rambo II or III. But now he's back. In Vietnam. Killing. For no apparent reason.
Article 3 - Memo to internet community: the entire sports world needs to see this video. Please leak it. Somebody. Somehow.
Article 4 - Creepy more than funny, but it still doesn't explain why people bought Jose Canseco's book.
Article 5 - "Poor little guy," he said, looking at the spot where the chair once sat. "He didn't do anything wrong. He didn't complain. He just came to play every day."
"And we even won last night," he said. "Imagine if we would have lost. I might not have a glove."
Article 6 - News from north of Albany. I swear, this isn't typical.
Article 7 - Fahrvergnügen. In German, it means "Pleasure to Drive" (you remember those old VW ads). I'm still searching for "Pleasure to drive in trunk."
And finally, since I won't be back in town until Wednesday (read: No posts), head over to Alison's site to find a sort of reverse-mad-lib contest in which I took part. Read the rest of the site while you're over there too. And don't judge her just because she's Canadian.
3 Comments:
Alison,
I'm aware you're not actually a full-blooded Canadian quite yet, but I've noticed a couple times how internet surfers don't quite get all the facts before rushing to judgement. I know, it sounds unbelieveable, but I've seen it. A few times, anyway.
Hey Nowwww...I am Canadian and would be proud to have Alison as a Canadian...but I won't get into the difference between the two cause that would just get too messy and I am trying to make friends here....lol
Yes, I finally clued into that if you click the Article's it links to somewhere else....if only I was blonde it would be an excuse
"Rambo IV: Tired Blood"
And no, it's not a Roman numeral 4, it's I.V.
Logically sponsored by Geritol, that magic elixir for tired blood.
I guess the only drug more addictive than crack is fame-gone-by.
*Morris Workman
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