Tuesday, May 31, 2005

A Few Breaking News Stories

A few news stories to hold you over until I post everything I meant to post yesterday.

Article 1 - Evildoers and mistreaters of animals everywhere-- beware. PETA's black ops agents could be lurking in your midst.

Article 2 - Hmm.... so Paris and Paris are getting married. How cute. If there is in fact a wedding, which 2-1 says there won't be, I'd give this what, maybe 7 months? Any takers? Anybody? I'd go so far as to say that the sex tape will be out before the divorce is finalized.

Article 3 - The best thing to come from Canada since Lemieux. I'm speechless.

1 Comments:

At 5/31/2005 12:00 PM, Blogger Workman Chronicles said...

I'm about to concede that Canada, featuring the new Miss Universe and perennial beauty champion Shania Twain, is about to rival the state of Georgia for producing some of the most gorgeous women on the planet.
But I'll still take "Y'all" over "Eh?" any day.

*Morris Workman
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