Coors Drinkers Never Win
As if you needed more proof that no good can come of drinking Coors. I hope all of us can learn a lesson from this and never drink Coors again. I'm serious. (See: The Beer Article link on the right side of the page)
posted by BJC @ 9:40 AM
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Personally, I think the "Americans With Disabilities Act" is going to save this guy.
"I obviously have a drinking problem, and can't be held responsible for my actions. Can I have a raise and the insurance-subsidized four-weeks off at the rehab clinic now, or should I wait until the judge orders it?"
Wouldn't it be cool if the Bud standard applied to other jobs?
-The Ford salesman getting fired for driving a Honda during the weekend
-A writer for New Yorker magazine getting the ax for reading "National Lampoon" in the company washroom
-A liposuction surgeon getting drummed out of the AMA for lunching at McDonalds
-The drama teacher at Washington High losing tenure for attending "West Side Story" at Lincoln High
The list goes on and on.
*Morris Workman
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