Some Disjointed Thoughts
A few thoughts that have been crossing my mind today:
First of all, I'd like to welcome back two of my favorite people to the mainstream-- Bill Simmons over at ESPN.com and Dave Chappelle.
Simmons recently had a baby girl-- well, his wife did anyway-- so he took a few weeks off. For all of you out there that read him, and I'm sure any sports-obsessed office drone knows exactly what I'm talking about, it's a well received comeback as he started posting columns again today. Granted, all he did was write about Survivor, but at least it's something.
Dave Chappelle is finally coming forth to dispell the rumors that he is either crazy, smoking crack, sleeping with Whitney Houston, using gene splicing to create unicorns, or any other crazy rumor seeping through the media's grates lately. He's still not sure when the new season is coming out, but at least it's a start.
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I'm looking at the back of a bag of goldfish (the snack, not the pet) and it's telling me to not only visit their website, but to check back often for updates.
Really? This is something I'm going to do often? That's their idea?
I'm sure glad the good people over at Pepperidge Farm have the capacity for this sort of endeavor. I mean, just the other day, I was sitting at my desk thinking, 'You know, screw this, I'm going to go search for some fun printable games (and more!) that relate to a low-fat baked snack cracker with zero grams trans fat.'
Really, good job there. Well done.
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I think, and I really believe this, that if somebody released an INXS album under a different name and gave it a cool video on MTV, it would sell close to 6 gazillion copies. How many bands can you name off the top of your head that sound exactly like that? 5? 6? And they're killing in record sales.
I'm going to learn guitar and re-record a Def Leppard album. I'll be a millionaire by July.
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