Who is Jennifer Ellison?

I just saw news photos of Jennifer Ellison... whom I had no idea even existed until just today when she was prancing around in a bra and tight jeans. Wow.
Intrigued and in search of some possible soft-core porn, I Googled her and it led me straight to her website, where she is made up to be some sort of 21 year-old sexpot in Britain, but dumber. Possibly the cross-Atlantic equivalent of Britney Spears. Who knows, maybe she'll marry a redneck too.
The site is numbing. Here's a few quotes from her biography page:
"Jennifer’s philosophy is you can get what you want out of life if you really believe in yourself."
"I just had a dream and a manager who believes in me."

I'm speechless.
But seriously, who leaks a sex tape out first: Jennifer or Britney? I could do a whole series of blog postings on this topic, now that I think about it.

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